*wins basically every award in country music and finally gets the highest award they have to offer the”pinnacle award”*
"That’s right bow to your queen bitches"
"I can’t believe they actually bought it, my plan has worked perfectly muahhhahahahah"
"lol peace out bitches here’s a kiss to remember me by"
*1989 is announced as an all pop album*
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between
taylorswift this is so important
taylorswift you have to see it
Oh my god
THIS WAS LESTRADE’S BEST FUCKING LINE IN THE SHOW YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE.